The cast of characters in my half-assed world:
Bucket is the husband. He is a very dry, sarcastic Brit. He enjoys math and drinking things with alcohol. We like him because he makes dinner every other day and lets me sleep in one day on the weekends.
Peeta (formerly Tibs) is the son. He is a nine-year-old Ethiopian. He enjoys playing baseball and sweating profusely. We like him because he is completely deranged and he makes me laugh until I cry.
Noodle is the daughter. She is a four-year-old half-breed Brit-erican. She enjoys bossing people around and molesting dogs. We like her because she makes the world’s best angry face and she’s the only person alive who talks more than I do.
Ishy is the dog. He is a maybe 12-year-old rescued black lab from Louisiana. He enjoys sleeping most of the day and eating all of Noodle’s scraps. We like him because he never barks and he loves me best of all.
Mama is me. I am a very tired, grumpy, displaced Mainer. I enjoy sleeping and massages. We like me because it’s my damn blog.